Amanda Stanhaus

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Dollar Store


I never thought to shop at a dollar store, I’m worth it to spend more than a dollar on an item, duh.

Blisters brought me back down to earth. My new shoes were killing me slowly and I found salvage at a dollar store. My pain threshold appreciated the distraction the dollar store’s variety of offerings, while I walked the aisles for band-aids.

It really did have everything that should be a dollar, but I usually buy for much more $$.

Q-tips to make my eyeliner just right, cotton balls to take it all off at night. Plastic party essentials like plates, cups, and utensils. Surprisingly large bags of skittles. Those negligible note-cards I write my daily to-do lists on.

I proudly told my man about my dollar store adventure, sans the stupid shoe reason. He laughed, telling me he is the dollar store’s #1 customer since I eat up all of his Duke’s Mayonnaise. It’s a southern classic, but only available in the dollar store in our northern city.

I did always think it was odd he would only have tiny bottles of mayo to satisfy my mayo mania, but I know better to than to bite the hand that feeds me my mayo.

Hope to see you at my new fave store—the dollar store!

(Originally published on Amanda Stanhaus’s financial literacy blog: XO, Bettie.)

Random Walk


I had the most lovely solo Sunday afternoon. After successfully sending out my Sunday Brunch with Bettie newsletter, I took a random walk.

I walked east, then west, then north. I ran into friends and chatted. I strutted past an ex. I petted a pomeranian sitting outside of a newly opened cafe.

Sitting down with my shot of espresso and big glass of water, I read the investment classic, A Random Walk Down Wall Street by Burton Malkiel.

Just like why this Dem turns on Fox news every once in awhile, this value investor wanted to understand the index investor’s argument.

(click on the bold-faced vocab words:))

Here are the highlights:

Chimps are stock market champs

“The market prices stocks so efficiently that a blindfolded chimpanzee throwing darts at theWall Street Journal can select a portfolio that performs as well as those managed by the experts.”

The past does not predict the future

“A random walk is one in which future steps or directions cannot be predicted on the basis of past actions. When the term is applied to the stock market, it means that short-run changes in stock prices cannot be predicted. Investment advisory services, earning predictions, and complicated chart patterns are useless.”

Investors are in it for the long haul

“I view investing as a method of purchasing assets to gain profit in the form of reasonably predictable income (dividends, interest, or rentals) and/or appreciation over the long term. It is the definition of the time period for the investment return and the predictability of the returns that often distinguish an investment from speculation.”

Main takeaway: avoid temptation

“Investors who select a portfolio of stocks by throwing darts at the stock listings in the Wall Street Journal can make fairly handsome long-run returns. What is hard to avoid is the alluring temptations to throw your money away on short, get-rich-quick speculative binges. It is an obvious lesson, but one frequently ignored.”

If you want to delve deeper, here is the copy I read.


(Originally published on Amanda Stanhaus’s financial literacy blog: XO, Bettie.)

New York Stock Exchange

NYSE. The American Original. And the largest. Mix of old-school floor trading and new age computers. Home to Classic American companies.

(Originally published on Amanda Stanhaus’s financial literacy vocab blog: XO, Bettie Vocab.)